Resurrecting Good Products from Bad Messaging.
Brand Autopsy dissects your messaging to uncover what's killing conversions — and prescribes exactly what to say instead.
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The Problem Isn't Your Product. It's How You Explain It.
Most products sound exactly like their competitors.
Same promises, same jargon, same forgettable fluff. Your audience can't tell you apart. So they don't choose you.
The problem isn't what you do.
It's how you talk about what you do. Your messaging has blind spots, and they're costing you sales every day.
Brand Autopsy performs a full forensic examination across your website, emails, and sales pages to find exactly where those blind spots are bleeding you out.
WITNESS STATEMENTS
STATEMENT #001
Brand Autopsy helped us double our qualified lead rate to 91% after updating our messaging
Justin T.
Software DeveloperSTATEMENT #002
We got better copy. But the messaging system Brand Autopsy built is what let us launch clearly for the first time.
Ayka W.
Saas FounderSTATEMENT #003
Brand Autopsy spotted where I was hiding behind jargon and gave me actionable fixes. My messaging finally sounds human.
Emily B.
Business StrategistEXAMINATION TABLE
Every autopsy begins with a thorough examination. Here are the six critical findings we uncover in messaging that's bleeding out and how we stop the hemorrhaging.
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You're talking about features when your audience needs to hear about outcomes. We realign your messaging that drives decisions.
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Vague claims and missing proof points make prospects hesitate. We identify exactly where trust breaks down and how to rebuild it.
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Certain phrases and sentences actively push buyers away. We find the specific words sabotaging your sales and replace them.
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Your website says one thing, your emails say another. We create a harmonized voice that builds recognition and loyalty.
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If you sound like everyone else, you ARE everyone else. We excavate what makes you genuinely different and make it impossible to miss.
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Your calls-to-action lack urgency or clarity. We craft CTAs that feel like the natural next step, not a sales pitch.
OUR 3H PROCESS
Every word we write passes through three filters. If your messaging doesn't meet all three, it doesn't ship.
Be Human
Messaging that feels like real people talking. This is not corporate committees spouting jargon or techno-babble.
Be Honest
Say what you actually do. Prove what you claim. Skip the fluff.
Be Harmonized
Everyone in your company tells the same harmonized story.
PROCEDURE: HOW IT WORKS
Submit Your Materials
Send us your website, emails, sales pages, and any messaging you want examined. The more we see, the sharper the diagnosis.
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The Autopsy Begins
We perform a line-by-line forensic analysis of your messaging. Every headline, every CTA, every claim is examined under the microscope.
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Receive Your Report
You get a comprehensive report: what's working, what's failing, and exactly what to say instead with rewritten copy you can use immediately.
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Implement & Convert
We help you apply the prescribed changes and watch your messaging start converting. Most clients see improvement within two weeks.
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FAQ
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Most autopsy reports are delivered within 5 business days. Complex projects with multiple assets and implementation may take up to 12 weeks.
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If you mean just starting your business, we aren’t a right fit. But if you’re willing to commit 4-5 figures to getting your messaging right early and preventing years of wasted ad spend and lost customers, we'll help you build on a solid foundation.
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Yes. After the initial autopsy, we offer implementation support and quarterly messaging check-ups to ensure your copy stays sharp as you grow.
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Collaborative, honest, and direct. We're here to guide the messaging process, bring ideas to the table, and keep things moving.
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It's a forensic examination of your messaging — website copy, emails, sales pages, where crucial marketing shows up. We identify the specific words, phrases, and structures that are killing your conversions, and prescribe exactly what to say instead.
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Hiring a copywriter without clear messaging is like hiring an interior designer before you've drawn the blueprints. I do the blueprints. Then the words.
Your messaging won’t heal itself.
Every day your messaging stays broken is another day of lost revenue. Book your Brand Autopsy and get the diagnosis your business needs.