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Start your project →
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Products Marketing Autopsy

Marketing Autopsy

$100.00

You know that scene in CSI where they shine the UV light and suddenly all the evidence shows up? That's what I do with your landing page.

For $100, I'll put your page on the examination table and show you exactly what's killing your conversions. No maybes. No theories. Just clear evidence and specific fixes.

I'll highlight every buzzword that makes you blend in with your competitors, point out where your message flatlines, and identify exactly where visitors are clicking away.

Within 24 hours, you'll get a PDF report that breaks down the crime scene and gives you a step-by-step plan to fix it yourself. No need to hire me for more work (unless you want to).

Think of it as having a marketing detective who's seen this same crime hundreds of times - and knows exactly whodunit and how to prevent it from happening again.

Quantity:
Get my autopsy report

Marketing Autopsy

$100.00

You know that scene in CSI where they shine the UV light and suddenly all the evidence shows up? That's what I do with your landing page.

For $100, I'll put your page on the examination table and show you exactly what's killing your conversions. No maybes. No theories. Just clear evidence and specific fixes.

I'll highlight every buzzword that makes you blend in with your competitors, point out where your message flatlines, and identify exactly where visitors are clicking away.

Within 24 hours, you'll get a PDF report that breaks down the crime scene and gives you a step-by-step plan to fix it yourself. No need to hire me for more work (unless you want to).

Think of it as having a marketing detective who's seen this same crime hundreds of times - and knows exactly whodunit and how to prevent it from happening again.

Quantity:
Get my autopsy report

I’m a products and services copywriter helping small & medium-sized enterprises create messaging that converts.

Please get in touch: hello@brand-autopsy.com

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